Will Fight For Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game ofby mattchelen on March 30, 2015, 11:10 a.m.
...the Hour edition gets a release date. The title may have been too long for the article title, though. Maybe.
You guys remember Will Fight For Food, right? That game from the guys that made the fantastic Unrest? Yes, the totally not serious one. It looked like this in 2012. Anyways, it's back...from...wherever Jared Dent went after he punched all those people and it may or may not totally have new stuff and a new look and the same amount of beating the entire town up!
It's also got mod support and a new take on the original's conversation system, called "ridiculously complicated" by the creators. Maybe, just maybe, we will actually have enough conversations to be able to get used to it this time around. If not, I guess we could always mod our own story in where we can. "Conversation Trainer." I heard that has like 3000 upvotes on Steam.
Anyways, the game will be...back, I suppose, on April 22nd. You can currently pre-order and find all sorts of other useful stuff on the official website. Or the Steam page. Or you can ignore all of that and watch the gloriously hilarious trailer below. Be sure to call them.